Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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shoomlah:

so after three years of really smart commenters on Reddit and random Yahoo articles complaining about the princesses’ eyes being closed, I decided to take the advice to heart and update the series!

I’ll start rolling out the finished pieces over the next couple of weeks, but I think it’s clearly for the best.

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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princessofbakingandhighnotes:

archiemcphee:

Just in time for Easter, here’s a brand new entry from the Department of Extraordinary Eggshell Artists: Polish artist Piotr Bockenheim spends countless hours using a tiny electric drill, an awesomely delicate touch, and immeasurable patience to turn goose egg shells into exquisite sculptures.

Head over to Piotr’s DeviantART gallery to view more.

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excuse me

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Young Elsa + Smiling

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crapmachine:

this was gonna be my submission to Ghibli Jam but I’m TOO LATE, oh well.

crapmachine:

this was gonna be my submission to Ghibli Jam but I’m TOO LATE, oh well.



vi9:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch

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cleowho:

How Leela joined the Doctor on his travels; by not taking ‘goodbye’ for an answer and barging her way in to the TARDIS.

"Come out of there… Out!"

The Face of Evil - season 14 - 1977

"Don’t touch that! Don’t touch…" *Vworp-vworp-vworp*

GIFset suggested by violet-lane62

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chihariel:

Frozen Doodles Part1

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fairy-wren:

resplendent quetzal
(photo by halex)

fairy-wren:

resplendent quetzal

(photo by halex)

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cheethos:

cindersandsnow:

choicetenders:

bossuspain:

russianpyro:

mutantsandaliens:

zen-mode:

reubydoomsday:

Nobody’s immune to breast cancer.

Best. Ever.
Get that on your blogs. NOW.

putting this on my blog for reasons.

Reblogging for similar reasons.

[This is fucking awesome.]

OOC: Very good idea!!

still my fav

reblogging because my auntie is fighting breast cancer right now!

The fact that this photo set and drawings are drawn specifically the way a person could check if they have breast cancer is beyond awesome. Now we all now how to check if we have breast cancer.

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